HAWKEYE -
"Travelin'"
"The
best way to show that a stick is crooked is not to argue about
it or to spend time denouncing it, but to lay a straight stick
alongside it."
These words by
the late Dwight L. Moody certainly hold credence folks.
This is something
that we could use often as a template for life in the fast lanes
of Wonderland. The problem is that we are likely to run out of
sticks.
We are all delighted
that our Kovana was back long enough to receive his prayers of
Thanksgiving, and to get his touring clothes on, and head off
on another jaunt to Rose Atoll. Rose Atoll would be another tourist
trap, and could be incorporated in the Golfing Tour to Swains
and the Manuas.
Although Rose
Atoll is to be considered a refuge for marine and wildlife, if
the price was right, one could possibly be able to get a line
in the water with a hook on one end of it. We must assume that
primarily, our Governor will make it back from Rose Atoll all
safe and sound, and with a wealth of new knowledge at his disposal.
Snorkeling is no longer considered a threat for outpatients,
so we need not worry over that one. Hawkeye tried to snorkel
in a Whirlpool Bath with a collapsed Lung. The water was 140
Deg. F, and this did not set well. That was worse than "Water
boarding!" Perhaps the F.B.I. will incorporate this method
of encouraging some of our would-be felons to fess up with the
truth, or face up to the consequences. Over. Water boarding is
supposed to be worse than scuba diving. Humm. Hawkeye was pleased
that George W Bush vetoed the bill to scrap water boarding as
a method of persuasion, which is sure to cut down on the waste
of time, and expenses.
Moreover, what
about that New York Governor that was up to his eyeballs in Hanky
Panky? He was standing there in front of the News Cameras with
his now former wife, telling the nation and the free world what
a pl*#k he was to do such a thing to his wife and family. If
looks were bullets, his wife would have killed him at the moment.
The question
is why is the wife always the one to stand up there and take
the public embarrassment? Why not the Prostitute that he allegedly
had a relationship with? One reason that this would not work
is that the prostitute would not show any remorse. She already
had her money, so why remorse?
Oh well, it ain't
over until it's over fans. Just wait and see what happens next.
Hillary and Osama
Obama really need to kiss and make up. This bickering is unbecoming
presidential material. We need to get on with the show. November
is not that far off, and as we well know, time flies when we
are having fun! And we are having fun folks. If you think we
are not having fun, just wait for the Pacific Arts Festival.
And the Cruise Ship/ Floating Hotel. Humm.
Hawkeye don't
have a better solution so he will just not say anything.
This would be
an excellent opportunity to renovate the old dilapidated Rainmaker
Hotel! We have time to accomplish this fan's, if we work around
the clock. With all that extra hotel space, we wouldn't need
the Cruise Ship, after all, and we would still have the Hotel
Space after the Festival is over, and the Homo Sapiens have all
gone back to their Islands of origin. Huh?
However, we must
be careful. Leanor has warned Hawkeye that in those days, traveling
was very dangerous. There were the "Space Cannibals"
who would stop you, then they would cook you, and then they would
eat you up! Then she recited a piece out of "Under the
Spreading Chestnut Tree" by "Henry Wadsworth Longfellow."
There was this
semi intelligent individual that approached Hawkeye when he was
right in the middle of his meditation session. Hawkeye normally
ends up back in Fairhaven during these periods, and emerges with
a full blown attitude adjustment. Not this time however, The
Homo wanted to know where he needs to go to obtain a permit to
plant a roadside Religious Billboard. He said that he was intending
to start an order of a non divine deity. {Whatever that means.}
Hawkeye asked him why he doesn't call it "The new order
of Hawkeye's Divine Deliverance?"
He went off scratching
certain areas of his torso, and seemed to be mumbling to himself.
Hawkeye told the guy that he would assist him in his plight in
searching for an answer. Hawk just did not have the heart to
tell him that he was pursuing a lost cause.
On that happy
note, Hawkeye will scratch off to the Roost to look in on Sweet
Leanor.
Please look after
each other in these troubled times fans, and do watch out for
the Space Cannibals. They are out there just waiting to burn
our Wagons, and torch our Buffalo Robes.
Contact Hawkeye
at: <hawkeye_as@yahoo.com>.
Love until next
week,
Hawk & Leanor
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