Hawkeye -
"Fwag Day Count Down"
"Everything
on earth has a purpose, every disease an herb to cure it, and
every person a mission."
Hawkeye has been
on a mission. He is still seeking out the Space Cannibals, and
Hawks beloved "Little People."
Sweet Leanor
has been assisting Hawkeye with the countdown to Flag Day 2008.
Leanor corrected Hawkeyes spelling of the national howiday. She
said; "It's Fwag Day Dummy!" Hawkeye answered with;
"Well, how could I porget?" Humm.
Hawkeye is genuinely
amazed at all the Bill Boards that are now cluttering up the
roadsides of Hooterville. It is fine to have an advertising billboard
here and there, and those that promote safe sex and personal
hygiene are all too important. Now we have billboards that advocate
scientology. Okay, what next. How about the "New Order of
Hawkeyes Divine Deliverance?" That has a nice ring to it,
huh fans.
While Hawkeye
does believe in freedom of religion, freedom of the press, freedom
of speech, and freedom to do whatever is within the laws of mankind,
and womankind, we should not promote clutter of our roadsides
by stringing up billboards. Over.
There is one
thing that could be an advantage through the promotion of new
religions to Wonderland. We could attract such celebrities as
Tom Cruise, and Billy Graham. We already have Hawkeye. While
Hawkeye is no spring Chicken anymore, Billy Graham has him topped
in the age department.
Anyway folks,
each to his own. No Jokie, no Funzies!
Hawkeye has reports
via his e-mail that there are numerous UFO Spottings here and
there and around the Globe. One was spotted there around the
village of the great white father, and they later said that they
were mistaken. It was a politician riding the Easter Bunny!
Someone asked
Hawkeye the other day, if there were two Santa's on a roof, how
you could tell which one was the Redneck Santa. Hawkeye said
that's easy; the Redneck Santa would be the one that is carrying
the Easter Basket! Hawkeye told his old dead redneck daddy that
joke one time, and now he walks with a limp.
Speaking of the
Village of the great white father, the Mainland Political scene
is really getting nasty. Hawkeye thought Hooterville was plagued
with Racial Bigotry, but we can't hold a candle to what is taking
place with the Democratic candidates, and soon to be the Republican
candidate. While it is good to air the dirty linen in political
campaigns, it is also nice to be nice as it might just backfire
and bite you right where you sit.
The sermon by
Barrack's Minister was in fact laced with racial overtones, and
not at all a credit to Barrack or his radical Minister. Poor
Hilary was so taken aback that all she could say was "No
Comment." This lasted for a few seconds and she had complete
self control. Bill was some where out west at the time. Humm.
Then Senator
John McCain has his own problems with the late Jerry Fallwell,
who even in death can still stir controversy. John Hagee is definitely
a Minister who has been known to tell it as he sees it has also
shown support for the Republican Candidate.
Let's face it
folks, we can't all be perfect 100% of the time. We need to lighten
up, and smell the daisies.
It makes no difference
to Hawkeye as to whether the Candidate is Black, White, Yellow,
Albino, Arab Brown, or Martian green, Male or Female, or both,
as long as that candidate has what it takes under his or her
scalp! (This is where most politicians store their brains!) Not
all however.
We here in Wonderland
have a tendency to keep it clean during campaigns. There is very
little to no name calling, throwing of rotten eggs and tomatoes
from the roadside, roadside begging, or just plain old sneering
and jeering. We are peace loving, God Loving, God fearing, chillen
of de Lawd!
Hawkeye has hoped
that we will have enough Turkey Tails, chicken gizzards, sosisi,
lamb fwaps, mud fwaps, and mountain oysters for the campaign
season. It could be tough on us folks. We have the new Customs
Clearance Law that holds up Containers at the Wharf until all
Cannery Containers, and Refrigerated Containers are cleared.
Guess what happens to the rest of the merchant containers that
are sitting there in the hot sun? They wait until the mood strikes,
and the store shelves become empty. This all comes at us just
when we are planning for Flag Day, the Pacific Arts Festival,
and the campaign cook offs.
We really do
need to get a grip on it folks. We are slowly, but surely losing
touch with reality! Over & Out!
Oh well, Hawkeye
and Sweet Leanor was watching channel 34 on Sunday last. The
latest prediction is that the World as we know it will end in
a huge fiery bang in the year 2012. This is up 12 years from
the previous prediction of Y2K. That one apparently passed us
up!
Something to
think about as we are trying to get to sleep. Err, ah.
Contact Hawkeye
at: <hawkeye_as@yahoo.com>.
Keep it Kool
until next week and Happy Easter from Hawk & Leanor.
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